Utter ridiculous

How to do well

Make a subject soup and drink it. Follow closely:

1. Pick a subject you wish to do well in.
2. Take all of the subject's notes.
3. Tear everything into incredibly small pieces so as to increase rate of diffusion.
4. Boil water for 5 min.
5. Throw the pieces of notes into the water.
6. Stir. (For science subjects, if it is Physics, stir with the tail of a vernier caliper. If Chemistry, stir with glass rod. If Biology, serve in petri dish).
7. Add other ingredients like onions, cabbage, meat (only for non-humanities subjects), carrots etc. If it is Geography, consider adding in photos or postcards from an LEDC and a MEDC. Play tribal music if necessary.
8. For Literature, read Shakespeare's works aloud as you cook. This has a therapeutic effect on the soup.
9. After 3 min, add salt.
10. Serve. Drink to heart's content and pray hope that this recipe isn't a total waste of your time. ALSO, pray hope you don't get food poisoning.
11. Alternatively, heat to saturation (remember that the notes are still inside).
12. Let it cool, allowing it to crystallise.
13. Filter to obtain crystals.
14. Observe crystals with magnifying glass. You will see the answer sheet.
15. Rejoice.
16. Even if you don't see the answer, pretend to rejoice and pray that this isn't a completely foolish move.

Haha. Follow the above at your own risk. It is neither based on experience nor scientific evidence.