Utter ridiculous
How to do well
Make a subject soup and drink it. Follow closely:
- Pick a subject you wish to do well in.
- Take all of the subject's notes.
- Tear everything into incredibly small pieces so as to increase rate of diffusion.
- Boil water for 5 min.
- Throw the pieces of notes into the water.
- Stir. (For science subjects, if it is Physics, stir with the tail of a vernier caliper. If Chemistry, stir with glass rod. If Biology, serve in petri dish).
- Add other ingredients like onions, cabbage, meat (only for non-humanities subjects), carrots etc. If it is Geography, consider adding in photos or postcards from an LEDC and a MEDC. Play tribal music if necessary.
- For Literature, read Shakespeare's works aloud as you cook. This has a therapeutic effect on the soup.
- After 3 min, add salt.
- Serve. Drink to heart's content and pray hope that this recipe isn't a total waste of your time. ALSO, pray hope you don't get food poisoning.
- Alternatively, heat to saturation (remember that the notes are still inside).
- Let it cool, allowing it to crystallise.
- Filter to obtain crystals.
- Observe crystals with magnifying glass. You will see the answer sheet.
- Rejoice.
- Even if you don't see the answer, pretend to rejoice and pray that this isn't a completely foolish move.
Haha. Follow the above at your own risk. It is neither based on experience nor scientific evidence.
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